my roommate doesn't know what to do with me

In the kitchen two days ago, this happened:

Me: Look at the underoos Kristine stole for me!
Liz: Stole?
Me: *unzips pants to expose girl boxers*
Liz: *awkward*
Me: Aren't they CUTE?
Liz: I don't know if it's worse to look and say they're nice or to look away.


Yesterday, this happened:

Kristine and me: Play [Burning Bridges] again!
Liz:
Me: Play it, or I'll take off my clothes. Usually it works the other way.
Liz: I wish I could get girls to take off their clothes for me by playing guitar.
Me: *takes off pants, drops them on floor*
Liz:
Me: Play it, or I'll take off my shirt, too! Am I wearing a bra?
Kristine: I don't think so.
Me: *takes off shirt*
Liz: I'm telling your girlfriend.
Me: Do it.
Liz: *calls Bri* *talks with Bri* She says she would never tell you to put on clothes.
Me: *smiles triumphantly*

the sacred and the profane

-Katilee Fender, I dub thee Hope.
-And you'll be beauty.

it's a warm stone that i carry along

This summer, when I was having frequent anxiety attacks, and overall did not sleep, my dad took me to Valley Natural Foods (or as he calls it, "Nature Valley") to buy Katefood. While there, he asked, in his sweet and innocent and heart-melting way, if there's a tea to help people relax. And then he bought some for me. Seriously, that man converts my whole being to the perfect mug of hot cocoa on the first day of winter.

on days like this i would just disappear if it weren't for you and your love like nails in my feet

Tonight, I could curl up on this borrowed couch and just stop existing.

If I don't wake up, I'll be fine.

Ohhh... ohhhhhhh...... insert sexgasm sounds here

Recently, I've had a series of musicgasms that have crippled me. Musicgasms that have shot through my ears and traveled through my resonant body at a rate that leaves me panting and crumpled on the floor once it's had its way with me. In order for others to share in this experience, I have decided to list them here from oldest to most recent:

Braille by Regina Spektor
All Across the Universe... the whole soundtrack.
Defying Gravity from Wicked
Take Me or Leave Me from RENT
Hot in Herre cover by Jenny Owen Youngs
Nine Crimes by Damien Rice
X-mas Cake by Rilo Kiley
Rootless Tree by Damien Rice
Burning Bridges by Chris Pureka
Burning Bridges by Chris Pureka
Burning Bridges by Chris Pureka
Burning Bridges by Chris Pureka
Liz's Song That She Wrote by Liz
Burning Bridges by Chris Pureka
Burning Bridges by Chris Pureka
Unedible by Grieves
Porch Songs by Chris Pureka

And have I mentioned Chris Pureka?